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simulated:

ASHISH
Fall 2013

sargasmic-humor:

if you don’t get this then the

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(via lameboob)

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via adventuresofawhitegirl)

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(Source: basedgosh, via silentlyswimming)

white-people-be-like:

What made you think that finding the biggest black guy was a good idea.

(via brumbaughfett)


My parents sent me a picture of their kitchen renovation

true as fuck zodiac

aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini